Meepit vs. Feepit?

So today the featured game was "Meepit vs. Feepit." I ended up playing this game for a total of 3 minutes, because it was completely pointless. You push Z, X, and C to kick, punch and block; all that the other opponent did was hold down block the whole time. So I pretty much had to sit there until my opponent somehow did some type of torpedo move (that they never tell you how to do in the instructions) and beat down your power level. In the end, I earned 7 neopoints. HOT DOG.